Moose Stapled to the Ceiling!!!
The full story isn't out yet but it appears some anti-moose demonstrators have taken a disliking to the Moosifesto!
Luckily for us, using our hidden camera technology, we were able to capture this terrible senseless act on film.
Please be advised, some footage of the dismemberment is disturbing and should not be viewed by young children, the elderly, or if you are nursing, pregnant or are thinking about becoming pregnant.
Here we see the moose fully dismembered. Investigators are still trying to figure out why and how the moose was taken apart.
Perhaps the most disturbing image... one of the dismembers "playing" with the limbs of the moose.
Next, the head of the poor moose was afixed to the ceiling, perhaps as some sick warning for future moose.
The limbs and hoofs were also stuck on the ceiling. The entire act is horrifying.
Finally, the moose was reassembled onto the ceiling.
The entire crime scene can be viewed @ Wake Forest Coffee. We will keep you posted as new information is made available.
Oh the moose-anity! The horror! What is the world coming to?
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